Rub of the relic

A euphemism for masturbation

The director of the company made lewd comments to the woman telling her on several occasions: “You are in fine form for a rub of the relic”. He said the “rub of the relic” referred to a miraculous medal that a staff member had brought back from Lourdes. The judge said his evidence is not credible as “rub of the relic” is a colloquially-known reference to masturbation.

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