Fauscist

An advocate and erstwhile enforcer of Fauscism. Fauscism is a form of far-left, authoritarian social control characterized by "expert" power, forcible suppression of opposition and strong regimentation of society and of the economy which came to prominence in the early 21st-century. The first Fauscist movements emerged in China during the COVID-19 pandemic, and quickly spread to Europe and the U.S.

I walked into Whole Foods without a mask and was immediately accosted by a group of Fauscists. Luckily, I didn't need my vegan turkey-substitute anyway, since the Fauscists have cancelled Thanksgiving.

Watch Hallmark and chill

To “watch Netflix and chill” except with an old grandma

I’d love to watch Hallmark and chill with Betty White!

Geez bro she is ancient, she’d be dry as the Sahara desert