The dirty pugsley

Someone's hand-me-down, because someone fucked something up so bad, someone else had to come fix it. Which leaves them fat, sad and lonley.

Why do I always get the dirty pugsley?

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Bumper Cupcake

Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper

Someone left a bumper cupcake on Scott's car again.

Railway cake

When a hobo prostitute shits on your chest on his/her way out of the rail car you just lost your virginity in.

Had me a the railway cake last night. Couldn't have asked for anything different.