cybernating

when somebody is usually online all the time, due to a hardline, constant internet source, and then disappears for more than forty eight hours without a trace

guy 1: "dude, i didn't see you online this weekend. where were you?"
guy 2: "sorry bro, i was cybernating"

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Gene Syndrome

an affliction characterized by the subjects lack of ability to get action from girls

Hey, guys! How do you meet girls? I must have Gene Syndrome.

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