jackoffolantern

Carving a jack-o’-lantern, and then warming it up in the microwave with the intention of fornicating with it

Trefor wanted to keep up with the festivities of October, so he carved himself a jackoffolantern!

bush dander

Dried man chowder and or flaky skin mixed in pubic hair, when brushed or bumped falls like whit dust.

Went down on a hooker when I was drunk last night, when I woke up I found bush dander in my mustache.

bush dander

Dried man chowder and or dry flaky skin mixed in pubic hair, when bumped or brushed falls like white dust

So drunk last night I went down on a hooker and woke up this morning with a beard full of bush dander.