chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

Bro-fire

When your friend starts being hostile/insulting for no apparent reason; taking their anger out on you; starting a fight over nothing.

Friend 1: Stop being such a dumbass.
Friend 2: What's with all the bro-fire man?

Friend 1: I can't believe you like watching golf, you pussy.
Friend 2: Dude, knock of the bro-fire.

Friend 1: Man, what was with Jeff last night? He was being such a dick.
Friend 2: I know! Total bro-fire all night, it was ridiculous.

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