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flat phone freak

A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.

Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!

by Major Madcat July 14, 2019


spirituality snob

A hypocritical person who claims to be "spiritual" and believes him/herself to have the best beliefs while looking down on others for believing in traditional religions such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, etc. Because they choose to mix and match or even make up their own beliefs, spirituality snobs tend to be egotistic or narcissistic. A spirituality snob is very condescending and claims that everyone else is judgmental when in fact he or she is the most judgmental person in the room.

When will that spirituality snob shut up about how she claims she is so much better than anybody else?

by Major Madcat July 15, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


rainbow chaser

A person who constantly wants or desires friends, significant others, objects of desire, etc. that he or she does not have. When a rainbow chaser finally obtains the friend, significant other, object of desire, etc. that he/she so longed for; the rainbow chaser does not appreciate whatever the subject he/she was seeking and moves on to other desires that are not obtained. Rainbow chasers are never truly happy as they never appreciate anybody or anything. Because they are so selfish and lack commitment, rainbow chasers can be narcissists.

Never befriend or date a rainbow chaser, they are so selfish!

by Major Madcat July 17, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


zodiac maniac

A pretentious person who believes in nothing but zodiac signs and assumes to know what everybody is like inside due to horoscope descriptions. A zodiac maniac insists he/she have no need for religion and is in denial that the zodiac is made from an ancient geocentric religion that was made when people believed the earth was flat. zodiac maniacs are usually people that cannot go one moment without consulting their horoscope or say someone will be a bad match for them just because of their zodiac sign without even getting to know that person.

She can't stop judging other people based on their zodiac sign, what a zodiac maniac!

by Major Madcat July 12, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


curfew pumpkin

A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parentsҀ™ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.

She left the party in a hurry without explaining so she might be a curfew pumpkin

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019


church rat

A snobby person who only shows up to church service and attends as many as possible to try and look holier than any other person in the congregation. Whereas people who attend a church service with pure altruistic intentions can be compared to church mice, a church rat is someone who is a predatory pest in comparison to the harmless mice. Church rats tend to be holier than thou, hypocritical, gossiping nuisances.

He's a church rat looks down on the other people who don't come to every church service let alone every sunday.

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


more tolerant than thou

a certain quality characterized by a specific hypocrisy that stems from telling others to be tolerant despite the fact the individual demanding tolerance is one sided as well as having an attitude of moral superiority. People who tend to be more tolerant than thou tend to be anti-Christians, social justice warriors, third wave feminists, or tumblrinas.

She is such a more tolerant than thou hypocrite!

by Major Madcat July 10, 2019