Adler Kiss

When you pay a homeless person more than market value to shit in your mouth and then you kiss your partner right after without them knowing.

After walking down 7th on my way home from work and paying too much for one of the homeless people camping on the sidewalk to squat over my face in Waller Creek and shit in my mouth, I always go straight home and give my wife an Adler Kiss because I know what’s good for her.

Beto Charms

While at a bukake party, you suck the cum from a male prostitute’s cock into your mouth, then force-spit the cum in another male prostitute’s ass who hasn't cum yet. Then have the guy with the cum in his ass squeeze his butt cheeks together, wait three minutes, and shit the cum into an empty buttermilk jug. Repeat process until jug is full. Store buttermilk jug in the refrigerator until morning when the cold cum can be poured over a bowl of lucky charms. It’s important you force spit the cum into the ass of one of the guys who hasn’t cum yet, or, according to the leprechaun, you will lose the luck in the charms

Several days before class elections, I made Beto Charms every day in the morning in hopes that the luck would help get me elected class president.

BooBoo Blaster

When you cum in someone’s ass, and afterwards, they fart and blast the cum all over your stomach, dick, and balls

She gave me a booboo blaster after I blew my load in her ass.