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ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas March 15, 2018


Hospitaful

The terrible experience of being sick in a hospital.

After my surgery I swore I would never go to a hospitaful again no matter what!

by Major Thomas May 19, 2017


Asademy Awards

The current state of the Academy Awards which has terrible ratings and is becoming less relevant with each year.

I tried to watch the ASADEMY AWARDS, but I really didn’t care who or what won.

by Major Thomas March 9, 2018


Unforeal

Something that is beyond belief due to the incredulous and obvious absurdity. False misleading untruths.

The sheer volume of lies coming from this administration is UNFOREAL.

by Major Thomas March 13, 2018


Loop’72

A current time anomaly that keeps the world looping back to 1972.

Even though I know it’s 2018... I feel like the infamous ‘loop’72’ has brought us backwards in time... to 1972.

by Major Thomas February 13, 2018


Dented

A strange or harsh statement (action) which is abnormally bizarre.

The person had a DENTED view of the world as seen by his constant angry or abnormal response to almost every situation.

by Major Thomas February 18, 2018


Protosapiens

A new form of human beings who are experimental and beta formulated.

This new species of Protosapiens are not really beyond beta testing and therefore still unknown to most.

by Major Thomas March 15, 2018