E-bailing

Using email or text message to cancel or change some commitments; instead of calling or in person.

I WAS E-BAILING ON PEOPLE ALL DAY BECAUSE I HAD PROMISED TO MEET THEM FOR INTERVIEWS.

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Crisistance

Making everything into a crisis instead of decreasing anxiety and use rational degree of labeling.

Instead of the constant CRISISTANCE that has now made everything into a frenzied issue; logic must intercede.

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Silicone Valley

The cleavage that is a result of breast implants and poor choices of blouses.

Her cleavage was referred to as her ‘Silicone Valley’... because of its ‘inception’ created after breast augmentation.

Factitious

Fake news that seems to be factual; but is actually fictitious.

After this crazy year I have started believing that almost everything is FACTITIOUS.