Gooseball

A sport in which you roll up a goose into a ball, and throw it through a hoop. Most times wins.

I'm Gooseball athlete too! Are you a Baller or a Thrower? What's your times record?

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heg

Enjoyable alcoholic beverage; a good drink

John sure brought some good heg to the party--everyone likes that beer.
If you really want quality heg, go to the bar around the corner.

The Boom Law

A rule of thumb when planning a project:

"If you can you explosives, then why wouldn't you use explosives?"

"We could use explosives to move these rocks, but is that excessive?"
"According to The Boom Law... nope!"