Whoop

Imagine having the best day of your god damn life. How do you describe it? The answer to that my friend is by using the legendary word "whoop". It is very important to not use the word "whoop". Believe it or not, but it actually exists some very dumb people who believe that "whoop" is spelled "woop". That means something completely different. It is not even worth mentioning what the world means. It is just so fucking lame, you see what I mean? The word should be banned from this world. Whoop is a holy word. It is the essence of life. Your goal should be to whoop as many times as possible in your lifetime.

Maja: Whoop whoop
Vegard: Why are u wooping?
Maja:

Vegard: are u ignoring me?

Klara: This is awkward, Vegard...You should consider reading "Bokmål-Engelsk" before even talking to anyone ever again.

Maja: Poor little guy. He is deff going to prison one day.