Guerx

Pronounced "wherhhh", the latter part sounding like trying to dislodge a hair stuck in your throat, it's a combination of "guero (ignorant white person)" and the ridiculous term "latinx", created by said ignorant white people, as a derisive term for non-Spanish speaking snobbish virtue-signaling phony hypocrites who think Taco Bell is the epitome of Mexican cuisine.

Steve is a total guerx. He has a manbun and drives an old Subaru covered with Bernie 2016 stickers.

JOTUS

The laughing stock of the whole world, Joke (or Joker) Of The United States, a play on the acronym POTUS, Joe Biden managed to outdo The Orange One in being an embarrassing old white guy by simply saying stupid shit and desperately pandering to kids on TikTok by rambling about his love of chocolate chip cookies and eating fried chicken with black people.

Also a creepy spider, so it's kinda the same.

Did you hear what incoherent gibberish JOTUS said today?