Lowessi

A person who uses low (Lowe) skill when playing on FIFA with Lionel Messi. Despite knowing this, they will often return to playing with Messi again and again. However, this is usually a fruitless exercise.

‘How did James do in the FIFA tournament? Well he chose Argentina but he is a Lowessi so he didn’t make it out do the group stages’ ‘Ah, he should have known’ ‘A Lowessi never learns’

Dalton

Someone who has had sexual relations with 9 different women and when they have had relations with a 10th woman will celebrate because of this fact.

"My name is Dalton. I have had relations with 9 women and will celebrate when I have had relations with a 10th person/ mess"

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ould one

One's mother, i.e your mother. Similar to 'you mama'. Can be used as part of an insult directed towrds someones mother.

Your ould one is one hot piece of ass.
I had the time of my life with your ould one one last night.
I'm a ruin your ould one tonight!

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Abreka

Word used to emphasise comic relevance of the word that follows for humorous effect.

Abreka Craic? or Abreka Sheva. Other examples would include abreka Jasons of Ranelagh or simply Abreka- babra.

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peterised

Having a sexual act commited upon you three times in the one night by a person named Peter. For example, Girl (or fat mess) meets Peter in the club. Girl invites Peter back to house. Girl gets fucked by Peter three times in the one night. Girl has been peterised. Can also happen in an alley.

"I'm a fuck you once, then i'm a fuck you twice, then i'm a peterise you bitch"
"Did you hear the girl over the road got peterised the last night"

PC

Refers to a person of ingenious standard. Someone who is not comparable to a normal person. They are so much better than everyone else both in terms of comedy and intelligence that comparisons simply cannot be made.

Son of PC- "Do you want some of my fathers crisps"
Friend of PC's son- "Yeah sure, Why not"
PC- "Gimme those"
Friend of PC's son- "Oh my God, Oh my god"

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