techie

A person working in the IT Technical Sector. Usually seen with massive amount of hardware in their pockets, drinking coffee while meant to be working.

Q: Where's the techie
A: I don't know!

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half-price

Less than desirable, impressive, or noteworthy. Can be used to discredit the value of certain nouns.

"Wow, you guys see that new convertable truck thing? That shit is fucking price."
"What the fuck are you talking about? That's the most half-price piece of ugly garbage I've seen since the fucking El Camino"

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chag

a cigarette

I need to go smoke a chag.

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nonyo

I don't think so; Hell no

"Yo, you want to date my one tooth cousin."
"NONYO!"

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Malrourke

A charismatic and loveable yet somewhat eccentric space traveller who explores space in his Hurricane Mk II. Wields a magic umbrella and has a strange affinity for sushi and sake.

none. he's a character!

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push technology

A method, invented by Wired magazine, of removing all non-advertising content from the internet.

"We'll get more eyeballs if we synergize our core paradigms utilizing push technology."

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