DD

Acronym for Drunk Dialing.

Drunkard(to friends): Im bout to call up that bitch...
Friends of Drunkard : Hahaha he's about to fuckin DD.

Victim : Hello, thank you for calling, how may i help you?
Drunkard: You're a bitch and i never fuckin loved you!!!
Victim : Uhhh Sir? Can i help you?
Drunkard: NO! DONT FUCKIN TRY TO PULL THAT SHIT WITH ME!!!

...(and so on until the drunkard makes an ass of himself more so than he already is.)

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