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urbandectomy

Process whereby a human being loses the diseased and contaminated environment of the city, to live a healthy and happy existence in a rural area.

Eric: "Hey Malcolm, what are you doing in Kentucky?
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"

by Malcolm X-crement December 28, 2004

16πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


moe.

Short for Moses Horowitz- one the Three Stooges- a slap-stick comedy trio which acheived the height of their popularity in the 1940's. The other members were Curly and Larry. Moe was the dominant one, who would often physically abuse the other two, while they exhibited extreme ineptitude in everything that they attempted to do.

Moe: "You knucklehead!" gouges Curlys' eyes
Curly: "Hey, Moe! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!"

by Malcolm X-crement December 25, 2003

18πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Potsie

The coolest and most talented character on the 1970's sit-com Happy Days- played by Anson Williams. The characters full name was potsie Weber.

Richie!, It's Potsie!

by Malcolm X-crement December 28, 2004

34πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


guano

1. Avian fecal matter. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the North American Guano Company would send ships to south-Pacific islands to harvest the guan, which was used as fertilizer. (seriously!)

2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.

1. We used to have to import our <i>guano</i> from Mocronesia, but today we produce so much bullshit in Washington, that we no longer need the bird shit!

2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!

by Malcolm X-crement November 16, 2003

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Kegel

An alternate term for bowling- according to the noted linguistic expert, Fred Flintstone.

Hey Barn, care to go kegeling?

by Malcolm X-crement December 28, 2004

128πŸ‘ 388πŸ‘Ž


uber

An urban version of a goober.

Look at that uber taking a piss in a doorway!

by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004

4πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


#

A grid for the playing of the game Tic Tac Toe.

Hey Poindexter, take your finger out of your ass, and lets play some #!

by Malcolm X-crement December 4, 2003

745πŸ‘ 481πŸ‘Ž