faecal japan

The act of sitting in a position whereby the anus is located above the head, possibly in a bath. Whilst suffering from acute explosive diahrroea, the culprit sprays their own body and face with liquid faeces. Most often seen on the shock website www.tubgirl.com

I was bored, and a little tetchy; I guess it was my irritable bowel syndrome - either way, I went for a fecal japan.

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squadge

To squeeze or manipulate with the hands; usually used as part of a derogatory phrase. Scottish in origin, popularised by Chewin' the Fat.

Go an hen, gi' us a squadge av yer fannay.

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wagon wheel

In the case of the standard Wagon Wheel: a fetish comprising a black girl's creampie.

In the case of the jam Wagon Wheel: as above, but whilst said girl is menstruating.

Origin: stark resemblance to a Wagon Wheel biscuit, side on and half munched.

And when he was finished with me, well, lets just say I was a one-woman wagon wheel. Word.

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