Fart time

Fart time: Farting without any consideration for people around you.

After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.

oh oh spaghettios

oh oh spaghettios: a soft, tired can't get it up penis.

Husband: give me a minute. It won't go in.

Wife: oh oh spaghettios