Dirty Three

A Dirty Three is a term used to describe the action of vomiting, defecating and urinating oneself.

This may occur for a many number of reasons, and can be an inconvenience.

'Mate, I'm not gonna' lie, I totally did a dirty-threer in The Black Swan toilets last night.'

OR

'Uh oh, I feel a dirty three coming on...'

Monytail

A pony tail worn by a man (usually a hipster).

Wow look how long his monytail is!