Random
Source Code

Tomacco

Related to the Hoodrat family, a Tomacco is a female that will go to extreme lengths to have sexual intercourse with any male in the same household as the Tomacco.

Generally Tomacco's have a wizards sleeve 3 inches long and you can fit your head in her snatch.

The Tomacco has a mating call, it is high pitched and sounds like "I'm HORNYYYYYY". Or "TommmmaccoOoOoOoOo"

Reference to the Simpsons where crazy farm animals break down boarded windows for Homers Tomacco plant.

That Tomacco tried to kick my door in last night to give me mallet!

by MalletMan December 13, 2016


watsit?

Watsit? = What is it?, what?

Origin North Dublin, Ireland.

You buzzin out for a smoke?
Watsit?

by MalletMan December 13, 2016

2👍 1👎


gaff phone

A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!

Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?

by MalletMan December 13, 2016