Ukrainian Stand Off

The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.

“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”

“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”

…….

“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”