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A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
When there's so much shit you can't handle it.
Jason you, d*ck. Look at this room, why the F*CK is there shemaz all over the floor.
When a lesbian and a robot make love it's called Lezbotronics. Not to be confused with HookedOnPhonics, despite the name similarities.
Man, did you see the way Lisa looked at that Macbook computer? It's the apple of her eye. She's going to make sweet Lezbotronics with it later tonight.