chopsticking

the act of using two fingers (usually index and thumb) to eat food in order to avoid getting other fingers dirty

Bob: Can i have some of your popcorn
Alex: sure!
Bob: can u pass me the big fluffy looking one?
Alex: *sneezes* sorry man, better start "chopsticking"

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Like-Chaining

Like Chaining: Going on a website such as ILike or something, and reading through at least 500 or more phrases that you actually do like, and then realizing how long you've been sitting at your computer just liking random shit.

Jennifer- Kirsten, I thought we were going to go to Zumiez today!!

Kirsten- Sorry, mate, was like-chaining as soon as I got home from the concert..

Jennifer- You're an addict.