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When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...
What the fuck is that stench?
Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws
36π 23π
To have ones breasts fondled under your jumper
Yeah but no but I went to the pictures last night yeah with this lad from down our estate innit and i got titted up in the back row i hope i am not pregnant innit
20π 11π
A cheese loving scank from a bad part of town.
Look at him over there with cheese all over his face he is a Cock cheese colohan.
6π 10π
Dirty slag who has slept with every man in the office including peoples boyfriends and has an ugly face like a pigeon.
Oh look the dirty pigeon is bent over the boardroom table again...who is it this time? oh its my husband again
21π 37π
The day for having filthy discussions and sending filthy jokes pictures and anecdotes over works e mail!
OOOh its filth friday I have got a right slime on...
3π 2π
White Winnits stuck to your arse made from white loo roll
Its snowing in my pants.... I must have snowball winnits
3π 10π