Clutch

pronoun. Is the right person at the right time in a crucial situation.

"Miranda is so Clutch right now," said Ricky to Meghan.

Thanks Mike

When you friend dies and screws you over, leaving you holding the bag.

“Thanks Mike, appreciate cha” Meghan says to Ricky.

Dick talk

Verb;

it’s when a male is hot for a particular female, he will agree with everything she says,make promises, tell her what he thinks she wants to hear so that she will be persuaded to have sex with him.

“Meghan called Walter out on his dick talk for Courtney. He’s really just a broke punk.”

“Gonna need you to step up that dick talk if you want it to work.”, Courtney said.”

Think Spot

A term coined by the late and great Alton Cain, a think spot is the spot on the back or top of a guys head that when he’s deep in thought he automatically picks at obsessively and unconsciously. They pull at it, pick it, scratch it until it bleeds, gets infected or hair no longer grows there.

“Alton! Quit picking at it, it’s bleeding!” Meghan yelled. “Quiet woman! It’s my think spot, can’t you see I’m thinkin!”

Sadly, there was nothing the doctor could do for poor Paul. His hair would no longer grow in his think spot.

I’m your huckleberry

A phrase commonly used in the south and made famous by Val Kilmer when he played doc holiday in the movie tombstone. Meaning “I’m the right man for the job” or “I’m the man you are looking for.

Doc stepped out into the sunlight and flicked his cigarette, “I’m your huckleberry,” he said tapping his holstered pistol.

“You are going to learn not to mess with me,” meghan said to clint, “cause I’m your huckleberry.”

ride along cheater

a person, namely a good friend of the person being cheated on, that accompanies the cheater in their debauchery with other woman and participates in activities and behavior that they know the friend/person being cheated on would disapprove of or would hurt their feelings.

meghan is really sick of Russ. his ride along cheater ass better not show his face here anymore.

ron, "wheres russ?"
meghan, "hes ride along cheating with clint today."

Self inflicted

When a situation is brought on by ones self. Usually in a negative manner.

Mikes diabetes was self inflicted.