Skid

Your step-kid. (Possibly least favorite)

The skid made a fucking mess in the kitchen....AGAIN

The skid is on his way over. Hide!!

lost it in my drink

Could be used anytime you forget what you were saying or doing, while you’re drinking.

“Hey! What was the score of the game?”

“I don’t know. I must have lost it in my drink”

“I can’t find grocery list! I must have lost it in my drink”