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PTSDetour

When a person leaves a relationship in a big hurry, due to reactions from previous unsuccessful relationships.

"He was guilty of a PTSDetour. He cut me out of our relationship like a cancer. He just disappeared."

by Mamahipster September 16, 2011

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Human Spam

A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.

"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."

by Mamahipster February 17, 2012


Lifestipation

One's life is going nowhere for too long. It is stopped-up or festering from lack of action to release toxic energy, patterns, thinking, or "stuff."

She has lifestipation. She is stuck in her own crap thoughts, ideas, and behaviors. She can't let go and move on.

by Mamahipster January 23, 2018


Emo-nado

An internal storm of emotion feeling like a tornado in the chest and brain.

"She sat there with a blank stare on her face, but you could tell she was experiencing an emo-nado from the unexpected news she had just received."

by Mamahipster December 27, 2018


Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...

"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."

by Mamahipster October 23, 2011

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Emotional Cow-Tipping

Ambush of a person's lack of emotional awareness regarding a certain issue. Sneaking up from behind, saying something provocative and intentionally confusing, then running away.

"He was unaware that he was the subject of an Emotional Cow-Tipping. She knew all about the other woman, and dropped a verbal bomb right in front of him and his friends."

by Mamahipster September 16, 2011

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Spiritual Space Junk

When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.

I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!

by Mamahipster November 2, 2011

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž