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Erotic Blur

When two people are chemically compromised, meet up, have crazy relations, and cannot remember certain things...

They met in a bar, talked, went to his hotel and had an Erotic Blur. Neither of them can remember details.

by Mamahipster November 1, 2011

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Serial Infatuator

A Serial Infatuator is someone who continually has intimate relationships that last only between 3-5 months. It is the defined timeline for infatuation.

My recent lover is a Serial Infatuator. He does not get past the 5 month mark where infatuation gives way to true love.

by Mamahipster August 25, 2011

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Parking Lot Pouncer

A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.

We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.

by Mamahipster February 17, 2012


Visual Handshake

The first impression when you meet someone new - what you are wearing, your expression, your demeanor.

He is a really nice guy, but his Visual Handshake was awful. Bad clothes, bad hair, bad attitude.

by Mamahipster November 3, 2011

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