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Slim Thick

Must meet all of the following criteria:
a) a bitch or female. Can also include transitioned bitches. We’re not bigots.
b) small waist. Absolutely. No. Fatties.
c) a dump truck
d) thighs like Mewtwo.

Teyana Taylor is Slim Thick

by MamblesJambles May 12, 2023


Drinksgiving

1. (Noun) The most sacred of national holidays

2. (Noun) The Wednesday before Thanksgiving where one make it a personal goal to get proper hammered to the point of self disgust but I don't really remember cuz I was super sauced

3. (Noun) Any day of excessive drinking that compels you to give thanks to your fellow man for creating sweet drunk juice.

-OhEmGee Becky why did you hook up with the one-eye Mexican midget clown?

- It was my first Drinksgiving Tiffany YOLO!

by MamblesJambles November 21, 2018