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Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 21, 2011

13👍 2👎


Drop Box

When you put your dick and balls in the neck hole of a smoker.

"Wow, Emily got a laryngectomy the other day and I gave her the most hardcore drop box!"

by Mammothcock Mondays November 30, 2015

10👍 11👎