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Not washing for an extended period of time causing your "seasonings" (dirt, sweat, grease, etc.) to accumulate on your body, therefore making you smell stronger like a piece of marinated meat. Some might go on a "marinating streak" for even months especially hippies as it can be seen as 'natural'
Person 1: "How often should one marinate?"
Person 2: "Well I personally go for 3 days, but that's pretty low."
Person 1: "I feel like marinating for 7 days is a good halfway point, It makes you pretty seasoned but not TOO seasoned. 14 days is definitely the max before it turns into a full on streak."
Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.
Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
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kid: Dumfayce!
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kid: gaaah!
barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns
kid: Get outta my face!
barber: You know you didn't.
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The most terrifying place to get hurt besides being in a jungle because you don't know what harmed you or if it has venom.
I got this weird cut that stings and itches after swimming in the ocean, I don't know how I got it though.