Perversion Diversion

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.

Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!

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McSteak

Back in the day when you used to add Mc infront of alot of words - this word managed to last the test of time, McSteak is another word for mistake.

It's also funny because whenever McDonalds brought out a steak burger it was always terrible.

Beckett: Max did you try and pick up that Montenegrin girl last night?

Max: Oooooooh what a McSteak that was, complete waste of time as per usual.

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