Bumosis

-osis denotes a condition or pathological state, Bumosis in turn refers to the serious affliction of being bum like. someone who has or is Bumosis is poor, idiotic, directionless, and unable to contribute to common good bums are often depicted as homeless vagrants but Bumosis cant affect all classes, ages, and nationalities of people. those plagued with Bumosis are often mocked or outcast by their respective community. in nature to have Bumosis is a death sentence.

"bro you are so Bumosis rush B"
"Man i did so Bumosis on my last SAC"
"I cant get any girls I think I've caught Bumosis"

Glasing

A profound state of meat riding achieved by an immense desire for validation from an individual or group. it derives from a Krispy Kreme original glased doughnut which has the appearance of being coated in semen, this relates to the individual seeking validation as they would gladly be coated in the group/individuals semen if it resulted in acceptance. glasing is the process of seeking affirmation whereas Glased is a state in which the subject is under the whim of the Glasee .

"Mark is really hoping for this promotion hes been glasing Johnson all week"

"Richard doesn't go out drinking anymore hes been glased by his wife Mrs.Bucket"

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Yapping

The act of speaking without discretion at length to an uninterested audience resulting in discomfort, annoyance, and/or discontent. yap derives from the annoying bark produced by small dog.
many other terms or "portmanteaus" incorporate "yapping"
Yapanese: when someone yaps so much they appear to no longer be speaking English

Yapathon: when a person yaps so extensively they could have ran 42 km or 26 miles during their tangent
Yapghanistan: to yap so much that it could be considered as an act of terrorism

Man 1: yes so my daughter just got a good VCE result i'm so proud next week the wife and I...
Man 2: okay buddy quit yapping this ain't yapghanistan here we speak English not yapanese, now beat it pal!

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