Valhalla

When you get so stoned, you begin start naming norse realms

You know you've reached valhalla when you've smoked so much you start praising odin for a wonderful smoke sesh.

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Viet-chonged

When you get so high you start having vietnam flashbacks.

Guy 1:" bro I was so viet-chonged last night."

Guy 2: " what happened?"
Guy 1: "bro I took a gram dab and all of the sudden was mowing down dirty Gook's!"

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