Fugorg

A machine that does absolutely nothing.

Looks like the fugorg machine broke again.

We will fix it tomorrow, it's not like it does anything anyway.

Noah

He can be a jackass who punched your grandma, he can be a "nice guy".
He can even be nice to you, rarely.
But that all depends on if you want to be nice to him.

Guy 1: Man I just hate Noah!
Guy 2: He's really not that bad, you just need to get to know him!