Max Rebo

The best creature to ever exist in fiction; better than goku, Guts, Patrick Bateman, or any other of your pansy "Favorite character" Max Rebo is a real man that has survived TWO count em TWO Life threatening explosions that would've killed anyone else. We as a collective people should replace the stupid "Chad" word with Max Rebo if we were to describe something amazing. Max Rebo will always be there for you, he doesn't judge anything, he simply vibes. And finally, HE PLAYS AN INSTRUMENT CALLED THE JIZZ WAILER

"Max Rebo is so cool and hot"
"I know, if he was real I would marry him"
"Wouldn't we all?"