Egg drop soup

When a person earns their redwings by licking up a woman's thick soupy monthly, and in the process, inadvertently swallows the chicks unfertilized egg.

I got way to drunk last night and ate out my girl friend. The bitch didn't tell me she was on the rag, and I think I had some egg drop soup.

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poo stew

The bowl of clot-like chunks of turd and muddy water residing in a toilet bowl as a result of one's having a bad case of diarrhea. Other tastey additions sometimes include a urine broth, corn, chewing gum, coins, blood and the occational pube or asshair. T-paper my be added for texture and asthetic appeal. Season to taste.

I went into a public bathroom and some schmuck had left a bowl of poo stew. He even put some garnish on the walls and the back of the toilet.

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Hatchet wound

The graphic but accurate description of a woman's vigina while she having heavy discharge during her period.

She was on her period, but I was so horny I went ahead and stuck it in her hatchet wound.

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