Virginfull

A person who will never lose their virginity, Like a discord or Reddit moderator.

Oh man I’m Virginfull…. I’ll never get laid!

Faux Nostalgia

Feeling Faux (Fake) Nostalgia for something like an old tv show that you feel Nostalgia for even though you have never watched it before.

Dude I feel Faux Nostalgia for the show "Backyardigans" even though I've never seen it before! (True story)