Faux Nostalgia

Feeling Faux (Fake) Nostalgia for something like an old tv show that you feel Nostalgia for even though you have never watched it before.

Dude I feel Faux Nostalgia for the show "Backyardigans" even though I've never seen it before! (True story)

Virginfull

A person who will never lose their virginity, Like a discord or Reddit moderator.

Oh man I’m Virginfull…. I’ll never get laid!