Obesus

The art of not two dinners not being sufficient so a third dinner must be consumed thus turning you into Lord Obesus

Did you see Matthew today? After his third lunch he full on turned into Obesus.

Sean Problems

When everything you touch turns to shit. No matter the time of day, occasion or task at hand. Something will go catastrophically wrong.

I bought a new car and within ten minutes all hell broke loose and the dashboard lit up like a Christmas Tree. Can’t even get a new car without Sean Problems cropping up.