sloppy jack

Some dietary supplement tend to make the taker excrete their own body fat in liquid form (Britney Spears was rumoured to be a fan). However, unlike spears these fluids can be used for the sole purpose of lubrication of the rectum. Perfroming a Sloppy Jack would be to take advantage of these fluids in the pursuit of back door pleasures

Andy puts rohypnol and diet suppliments in drinks to get new girlfriends.

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greynus

Intentional drying of the anus in order to make it bleed during anal sex.

Andy sure does love his greynus

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cock-a-too-poo

Eighties new romantic 'kitchen' group featuring Derek Blunden as the main talent orifice. Hits include 'Too Shammy for Mammy'(a tribute to Al Jolson)and 'Use the Love Thermometer'.

Woooooooooo-aaaah, its Cock-a-Too-Poo!

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