A sign you had a great night.
Bleeding profusely from falling down the stairs, vomiting violently, and then shitting your pants... all while wearing a white skirt.
Typically occurs after a long night of underage drinking.
Did you see Kaylee this morning?
Yeah... her white skirt was covered with shit, vommit, and blood.
I can't believe she didn't die!
Ehh... it was just a stormo.
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