Courtney

An ancient Avatar name, used to describe the Na'vi like people who walk amongst us today. Their plan is to study us and learn our ways. Habits of the “Courtney” include drinking alone, dressing as teddy bears and dancing on bar tops.

Dude did you see that Avatar dancing on the bar?

Yeah, prolly a Courtney.

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Belated Birthday

Saying Happy Belated Birthday is a really gay way of saying i forgot your birthday. Either man up and say sorry i forgot your birthday or tell them the truth, that you don't give a shit that it was their birthday.

guy 1) Dude Happy Belated Birthday
guy 2) So you're saying you forgot my birthday
guy 1) well...?
guy 2) You're a Fag

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