Scoundrel

When a girl that’s having problems with her boyfriend calls up a guy to talk about her relationship issues and is drunk.

A scoundrel would say “hey, I’m having relationship issues...we should text more”

Drunk Misses

When you get absolutely wasted and you miss your significant other/ex.

“I am so wasted at this party, I really miss you”

“I like drinking with you because then I don’t get the drunk misses”

Tit-mole

It is a skin tag that looks like a tit.

“Wow, you have a tit-mole in your armpit!”