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Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.
After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.
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When a girl refuses to kiss you after you eat her pussy, regardless of what other nasty places your mouth has been that night. She might kiss you after you ate fish, smoked, or threw up, but never after you have dined on the Big Montana. This flavor choice raises serious questions about her personal hygiene.
After I go down on her, my girlfriend has brand awareness.
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Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.
I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.
Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.
Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I canรขยยt understand a single word you are saying.
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A sexually transmitted disease causing boils on your penis that you get from buttfucking a fat hooker while watching Harry Potter.
I can't believe that hooker gave me Hogwarts!
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Using the top of a girlรขยยs head as a table to set things on while sheรขยยs blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.
My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.
The same space or room meant to be a male retreat as a normal man cave, but clearly designed by the female in the relationship to entertain "their" friends. What was originally intended to be a dude sanctuary, has now been turned into another formal room where no fun or masculinity can be found. This space might include a big screen tv or bar, but absolutely no items or memorabilia of any sports team, rock band, movie, superhero, or car. This man has been completely neutered.
My buddy took me on a tour of his man cave, but his wife turned it into a she-man cave.
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