Gleek

The little involuntary bit of spit that sometimes squirts out of one's motuh when they yawn, chew, talk, or just open their mouth. Some gleekers can do it on command.

Guy # 1: Dude, you totally just gleeked all over the table.

Guy # 2: Oh, sorry. (wipes gleek away with his fist)

Dude Numero Uno: God, I was talking to Hawt Chick # 17 the other day and I totally gleeked all ove her face!
Dudes Numero Dos-nueve: DIBS!

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