vasextomy

Up'ing your sext game when you and your bae are long distance to try and stay connected

I gotta have a vasextomy, without my girlfriend next to me
Janet: So John won't be back from his trip for another two weeks?
Amanda: Yeah, we're going through a vasextomy right now
Janet: 🍑

Cumbrella

Another word for condom

John: I can wait for you to let me in because I'm just that kind of fella, but I'm gonna bust so hard you're gonna need a cumbrella
Amanda: Ok, John....

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tinder tandem bike

A tandem bike with the express purpose of picking up chicks by offering free rides

Bob: What's up with the tandem bike?
John: I like to ask girls who are walking to class if they want a free ride- Great way to pick up chicks
Bob: Dude! That's totally a tinder tandem bike!