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When an individual has a negative perspective towards sexually promiscuous people. They will go to great lengths to avoid have a sexual relationship with them out of pure dislike.
When Lars said: "I don't want to have sex with Sofie! She has been used more than a doormat and is probably just as dirty!" her sister replied: "Man, you are such a hoemophobe! Its what's on the inside that counts!" To which Lars wittingly replied: "Exactly! That's what I am afraid of!"
When Clara asked: "Can you recommend getting a good dicking from Billy?" Laura replied: "At first yes, the dicking is good! But its good because he has a lot of experience! Maybe to much... Its still itching!" And Clara wittingly poked back: "Are you sure you're not just being a hoemophobe?"
A typical greeting between Chinese Americans, used as a combination of the Chinese: "Ni hao" and the English: "How are you?" Its a way for the Chinese Americans, also known by the Chinese as bananas, white on the inside and yellow on the outside, to celebrate both their asian and western heritage.
When a Chinese American ask a fellow Chinese American the age old question "Ni how are you? Would you like some dumplings?" They always expect them to reply: "Ni how are you yourself? Im good, and dumplings sounds terrific! Happy year of the unicorn!"
The specific term describing one homosexual individuals responsibilities specifically associated with their sexual preferences.
Example 1:
Every year at Pride Month, Greg has an obligaytion to show off his impressive sixpack, wave the beauty that is the rainbow flag like a majestic cape around neck and "Go hunt some bears" if you know what I mean.
Example 2:
Laura: "Hey Kimmy, as a straight woman Ive always wondered what it's like to go down under on an Australian lass?"
Kimmy: "Well it's not exactly my cup of tea, but just like a child in kindergarden I feel like I have an obligaytion to be eating (lunch) box when someone filled it with love just for me, you know?"
The title of the first (to come) female president in The United States of America, "Bush" being a title referring to what makes her so unique and special and different from every other president in american history, the luscious unkept untrimmed bush between her strong female legs
"I was hoping Hillary Clinton would be the first President Bush!" Said american number 1. "You're mixing two different families!" Replied american number 2. "No!" Said american number 1. "I was referring to her thick hairy bush!"
When you are acquainted with a male or a female who enjoy the frequent partaking of sexual activities, yet when they are presented with this fact are oblivious to the extend of their whoring.
"My friend Jessica doesn't understand that her new boyfriend insists on using a condom because she has been used more than a choir boy in a Catholic church!" "Really? Wauw, she should really get some help for her whoretism!"
"My friend Lars is collecting sexual diseases like children collect pokemon cards and he seems oblivious to where they come from! And he sleeps with a new woman every night! I wonder if the doctor could cure his whoretism?"
When a female is in a legal battle with a male that she is expected to win because of her gender, but then hard evidence comes in to show that he is in fact innocent. First it looked like the female was winning hard, but in reality she is getting pounded legally, referring to the legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
"My wife is trying to get the kids because she claims that I am an alcoholic, however we have security cameras in our house that shows the opposite!" Said Frederik. "Wauw, you're pounding that woman legally, she must be pretty buttheard!" answered Christian.
"Remember that time were Amber Heard was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! I will never forget how buttheard she was!"
When a male is in a legal battle with a female that he is expected to lose because of his gender, but then hard evidence comes in to show that he is in fact innocent. First it looked like the male was getting fucked, but in reality he is Balls Depp in the female, referring to the legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Turd.
"My wife is trying to get the kids because she claims that I am an alcoholic, however we have security cameras in our house that shows the opposite!" Said Frederik. "Wauw, you're Balls Depp in that bitch!" answered Jakob.
"Remember that time were Amber Turd was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! He was actually Balls Depp in her! Legally"