Honeymoon trail

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.

Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.

Thotologue

An obnoxiously long Snapchat story by a Basic consisting only of videos of them telling a story or expressing an opinion no one cares to hear. Thotologues can be distinguished by the constant use of "like" and either the dog or flower crown filter.

Me: Hey have you seen Rachael's snap story today?
Jeff: No why, is it hot?
Me: Naw, you'd be wasting your time, it's just a Thotologue on the new Kylie Jenner lip color....