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Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).
Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
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umbrella
Bumbershoot sounds too affected.
I'd been needing a larger brolly for months, since our others had all fallen apart, as umbrellas, especially cheap ones, often do. When I saw that one in the lost and found I was all over it faster than Marion Jones on steroids.
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hip-hop slang that describes music made for the boomin' systems in jeeps
Mad Lion leads the pack of straight-up raggamuffin youth dropping the raw vibes over ill jeep beats.
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a quick treatment for mental disorders that gets right to the point
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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the founding publisher of Playboy and booster of the sexual revolution
The smartest thing Hugh Hefner did was establishing his image as an urbane sophisticate who got all the chics. Imagine how much less successful he would have been if he instead depicted himself as a solitary masturbator.
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How to show that you really love her
When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."
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Exposed skin on the "down under" side of the breast such as under an extremely short crop top.
The cheerleaders had super hot outfits that flashed Australian cleavage whenever they shook their pompoms over their heads.
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